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Friday, October 31, 2014

You might be the parent of a toddler if..

Recently, I read a list from a fellow parent documenting the characteristics of being a parent of a toddler (You can read it here).  It was a funny article that I could relate to as a parent of a 3 year old (as of this week). So, I decided to compile a list of my own tailored towards my birthday girl.  Enjoy!

1st Inning.
I hate you....There aren't many days that go by where either my wife or I have not conducted ourselves in an appropriate manner and have unleashed Satan.  This usually occurs, well it can occur with anything--from not being the requested person to help her go to the bathroom to not giving her candy for dinner to not having chocolate milk on tap ALL.THE.TIME.  These unfortunate circumstances release the Krakken and we get a "I hate you, momma!" or an "I hate you, dadda", followed by a scowl look from her then a stomp off.

2nd Inning.
I don't like these clothes...Somewhere between infanthood and toddlerhood, there is a switch that has gone off and it involves I LIKE THESE CLOTHES and I DON'T LIKE THESE CLOTHES. You never know which you are gonna get.  Unlike a light switch where off/on are always in the same spot getting our toddler dressed is like playing Russian Roulette.  Hell, we have even taken her to the store so she can pick out clothes and watch her get so excited then the next day putting them on is like throwing holy water on a vampire.  This usually ends up being a week of non-stop 'Wear Mismatch Clothes' days.  There is really nothing wrong with wearing a Sunday School dress with sweatpants and snow boots in August, right?

3rd Inning.
I don't like this dinner...You work all day and rush home to make dinner.  Through the flurry of boxes, oven/microwave beeps, and empty food cans, you holler at the family that dinner is ready only to have your 3 year old tell you she doesn't like it and it's yucky then fall to the floor kicking and screaming until you make her a peanut butter sandwich with a side of shredded cheese, oh, and a glass of chocolate milk.

4th Inning.
I love you...with kisses...Even Satan has to take a break and when he does take one from possessing my toddler it is quite enjoyable.  Whether it is pretending you have a boo-boo that requires HER kisses to make it feel better or telling her you missed her while she was at day-care, once you pick her up and hug her while whispering 'I love you' in her ear all your troubles from that day drift away as she returns the hug and the 'I love you' along with a kiss on the cheek. Those tiny little hugs are powerful!

5th Inning.
I want to go to the store...We have entered a phase in her life where she LOVES to go to the store and if you attempt to leave the house without her you can expect a crying/stomping--you-forgot-Christmas-like scenario.  So, she accompanies me to the store as my miniature sidekick.  She has named the stores by their colors--Home Depot is the orange store, Lowes is the blue store, Target is the red store, etc.  She has even memorized the types of carts they have and she MUST have when we go to them.  If there is not a 'car' cart in the parking lot cart returns she starts to get nervous and if there is not one available when you enter the store then all HELL is about to break loose!  There is nothing like having a meltdown at the entrance of the store as a plethora of strangers enter and try to get a cart while trying to dodge your toddler as she tries to escape your capture so you can put her in a normal cart.

6th Inning.
Watch me!..With two older sisters, she is always fighting for attention.  On many nights she will enter our living room while we are all sitting around watching the television and she will holler at me, "Watch me, dadda!". She will then line up at the entry to the living room and sprint to the tv on the opposite far wall, touch the tv, then sprint back to the entry way.  The kid will do this several times before going into her gymnastics routine where she starts doing somersaults, all while repeatedly yelling at me, "Watch me, dadda!".  Then she moves into the stunt girl routine where she lines up, has me countdown from 3 and she runs and leaps like Supergirl onto our cushioned ottoman. The entire display of toddler olympics ends with her standing up and bowing while saying, 'Thank you...thank you'. Occasionally, before or after bath time, she will do all of this while nekkid which adds to the excitement for her. I'm not sure whether to be insulted or not as she does her nekkid bow when facing away from me and I get a toddler moon.

7th Inning.
Spank my sisters...Now understand, the 3 year old has two older sisters (ages 11 & 9) and since she is the youngest things don't always go her way.  This is true when it comes to watching tv, playing with certain toys, or even going outside to play.  When the situation doesn't go her way or the older sisters take things a bit too far and taunt her, well, the 3 year old Dictator emerges and she will storm off to find my wife or me and request that we go find her sisters and immediately begin the spanking. It is quite humorous when she comes and tattles on her sisters and I tell her to tell them that if they don't stop I will come and spank them.  She then runs back to her sisters and with the most authoritative voice declares, "Dadda says if you don't (enter the violation of the day) he is going to come SPANK you!".  Afterwards I really get the feeling she wants to run a bedroom check on them to look for contraband.

8th Inning.
I don't want to sleep in my room...Every night seems to be an Everest-like challenge for us to get her to go to sleep, preferably in her own room, in her own bed. We can tuck her in within the comfy confines of her double bed with stuffed animals and a night light, but give it 20 minutes and she will be creeping into our bedroom telling us her tummy aches because she has to sleep in her bedroom. So, we make her a bed on her comfy Elmo fold-out couch on our floor only to have her creep over to the side of our bed 10 minutes later to tell us her tummy aches because she has to sleep on her Elmo couch.  So, we scoop her up into our bed, tuck her in, and try to fall asleep only to have her tell us 5 minutes later that she has to go potty.  Then it's a quick game of  'Not it!' to see who takes her. After her bathroom break she is back to the bed, sleeping between her mom and me.  The problem is I can't roll over to face her during the night or I am faced with a repeated kick to the crotch.  Oh, the joys of playing a game of roshambo for a bed to sleep in.

9th Inning.
Be quiet, I'm watching my movie...Unlike my childhood when riding in the backseat of my parents' car there were no DVD players to watch my G.I.Joe or Transformers cartoons.  Today's kids have it easy.  Sit back, have mom or dad pop in a DVD of your favorite cartoon or movie and drift away during those long road trips.  Now, our toddler pretty much is the only one that watches the DVD player in my wife's van (thank God there is not one in my truck), but you CAN.NOT.TALK. during her shows.  You can't sing along to 'Let it go' while she watches 'Frozen' and you can't hum to it either.  You can't say the Penguins dialogue while it plays 'Madagascar' either.  Complete silence is required at all times. If you violate this rule you will get a 'Shush' or a 'Be quiet, dadda' or a 'Stop talking...I hate you!'.  

Wednesday, October 15, 2014

Party Like It's 1985!

1st Inning.
Sports...Royals and the Playoffs.  So, I've been wanting to write about the Kansas City Royals success this postseason.  If you hadn't noticed they won a few games here and there and made it to the playoffs for the first time in 29 years.  You read that correctly...29 years...not since they won the 1985 World Series.  Most of the players on the current team were not even born yet the last time the club saw October ball.  The last weekend, hell the month of September was basically playoff baseball for the Royals as they chased the Detroit Tigers for the American League Central Division crown and tried to stay atop the Wild Card standings.
The last weekend of the regular season presented an opportunity to take 1st place in the division but due to being 'Yosted' on the last Saturday night of the regular season, the Royals could only hope for a tie for the division lead but that didn't even happen and they ended the season 1 game back of the first place Tigers.  At that point the playoffs were set.  The Royals finished at the top of the Wild Card Standings along with the Oakland Athletics.  Since KC had the better record they would host a one-game playoff as part of the first round of the postseason.  The atmosphere around the city was crazy!  This time of year is typical football time with folks wearing the Kansas City Chiefs red attire but not this year.  You have had folks decked out in head to toe blue, whether it be an actual Royals shirt/hat or just anything blue.

That Tuesday night watching the Wild Card game, well, it had its ups and downs.  It was a back and forth game that at one point had me thinking the season was completely over. But the boys in Blue battled back to tie it and send it into extra innings.  In the 12 inning, the A's scored the go ahead run but the Royals were not done yet.  Eric Hosmer hit a one out triple and then scored on an infield single by Christian Colon to tie the game again.  Colon was able to steal second with Salvador Perez at the plate. Reaching out to hit a low and away pitch, Perez lined it down the 3rd base line just out of the reach of the A's third baseman and scored Colon for the walk-off win. This city erupted!

Up next were the Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim, California (longest name in Major League Baseball). The Angels finished the regular season with the best record in the American League and all of baseball this year. This is obviously turning into an underdog story. Two games in Anaheim were decided in the 11th inning by home runs from Mike 'Moose' Moustakas in the first game and Eric Hosmer in the second game.  The third game brought the teams back to Kansas City and in front of the home crowd the Royals won and swept the series.

Moving on to the American League Championship Series, the Royals have faced the Baltimore Orioles. Playing the first two games in Baltimore, the Royals won both.  Game 1 went to extra innings and after a leadoff homer by Gordon and then a 2-run shot by Moose the Royals walked away winners. Game 2 did not go to extra innings but saw some 9th inning magic.  Tied 4-4, Omar Infante beat out an infield single and was replaced on base by speedster, Terrance Gore.  Gore moved to 2nd on a Moose sacrifice bunt and scored on a double by Alcides Escobar.  Lorenzo Cain, 4-4 that night, hit in Escobar for an insurance run as the Royals won.  Game 3 saw the teams play in KC with Jeremy Guthrie taking the mound for the Royals after 18 days rest.  It was a nail-biter but the Royals pulled of a 2-1 win and took a 3-0 series lead.

As I write this the Royals are 1 game from going back to the World Series. That 4th game (in KC) will be played in about, oh, three hours from now. I will turn the tv on, grab a beer, and hold on tight as the 2014 Kansas City Royals (built on speed, pitching, & defense) look to close the door on the O's and look to move on in the playoffs.  Being a lifelong fan of the Royals, this season has had its ups and downs, thankfully more ups than in recent years/decades and it has been so much fun watching them play. A great little video I found about the Royals is below. Enjoy!




2nd Inning.
American History Lesson...Daniel Boone. With hunting season upon us, I thought it would be interesting to take a look at one of America's first and premier frontiersman, American explorer, and hunters of his time, the legendary Daniel Boone. Famous for discovering the Cumberland Gap trail, Boone's life began on November 2, 1734.  He was born to parents, Squire Boone, Sr. and Sarah Morgan in a cabin near Reading, Pennsylvania.

Boone was educated by his mother in reading and writing and the outdoors by his father.  At the age of 12, he was given his first rifle and quickly showed that he had the skills to survive and hunt in the American wilderness.  He moved to Rowan County, North Carolina along the Yadkin River with his family when he was 15 years old.  It was there where he started a hunting business (can you imagine if they had hunting tv shows back then and what he would have shown?).
During the French and Indian War in 1755, he went on a military expedition and served under Brigadier General Edward Braddock. After the defeat at Turtle Creek (near Pittsburgh), Boone was able to escape the French and Indians.  In 1756, Daniel married Rebecca Bryan and laid down roots in the Yadkin River Valley, where they lived and raised 10 children.  In 1767, Boone began leading his own expeditions westward into the Kentucky territory which also lead to the discovery of the Cumberland Gap in 1769.  This pass would be the primary means through which the American public would travel west into the nation's frontier.

Per Biography.com, "Boone took his discovery a step further in April 1775. While working for Richard Henderson's Transylvania Company, he directed colonists to an area in Kentucky he named Boonesborough, where he set up fort to claim the settlement from the Indians. That same year he brought his own family west to live on the settlement and became its leader."  His settlement encountered resistance from the local Native American tribes, the Shawnee and the Cherokee. In the summer of 1776, Boone's daughter, Jemima (no relation to the syrup), and two friends were able to sneak out of Fort Boonesborough but ended up getting caught by the local indian tribes. Using his expert tracking skills and knowledge of the terrain, he was able to lead a party to free the girls.  

During the American Revolution, Boone was an active participant for the American rebel side. Per Wikipedia.org, "Boone was a militia officer during the Revolutionary War(1775–83), which in Kentucky was fought primarily between the American settlers and the British-aided Native Americans. Boone was captured by Shawnee warriors in 1778, who after a while adopted him into their tribe. Later, he left the Indians and returned to Boonesborough to help defend the European settlements in Kentucky/Virginia. Boone was elected to the first of his three terms in the Virginia General Assembly during the Revolutionary War, and fought in the Battle of Blue Licks in 1782. Blue Licks, a Loyalist victory over the Patriots, was one of the last battles of the Revolutionary War, coming after the main fighting ended in October 1781."


After some disastrous land speculation deals, Boone moved west to Missouri and continued his hunting and exploring of the frontier.  He died in September of 1820 at his home in Femme Osage Creek, Missouri.  Daniel Boone lived to be 85 years old.  He lived to explore the unknown frontier of this British Colony and eventual American nation and in doing so become an American legend.




3rd Inning.

 This Ole...Moth in my ear.  The time was around late 1999/2000...the place was married student housing at Arkansas State University.  The wife and I returned home one night after finishing our laundry at the campus laundromat. With the porch light on and my hands full carrying in a basket of clothes, I approached our door.  But there surrounding the porch light, buzzing, flying, attacking, was an aerial armada of moths coming at my head.  My bride, slow to insert the key into the door lock, was a moment too late.  A suicide bomber nailed my ear canal like Luke Skywalker shooting proton torpedoes into a thermal exhaust port.  I pushed my wife out of the way as I dropped the basket and went into a frenzied mad man mode.

As I began flapping my arms wildly and yelling at my bride "It's in my ear!!! It's in my ear!!", all she
could do was look at me with a strange and bewildered look.  I begged her to get some tweezers and try to pull it out.  While I waited for her to find the tweezers I was going crazy as the moth flapped its wings against my ear drum. When she found me lying on the bed in the fetal position, she went to work. Failing miserably at playing a real-life version of the game "Operation", I pleaded with her to do anything to get it out. She vanished only to return with a bottle of rubbing alcohol and a bottle of hydrogen peroxide.  Pouring the rubbing alcohol down into my ear only pissed it off and it began buzzing fiercely but the follow up dose of hydrogen peroxide sealed its fate.  I'm pretty sure at that point I curled up with my thumb in my mouth.  But my wife told me to get up and that we needed to go to the emergency room and see if they can get it out.
The moth from that night.
We arrived at the ER and put our name on the list with the reason we were there and found a seat. Shortly thereafter we were taken to a room and we waited. The surprise and look on the nurse and doctor's faces was priceless.  They told us that after looking at the chart and before entering the room they pictured a 5 year old sitting there only to find me.  The doc asked me to lie on my side and be very still while he pulled out a set of extremely long tweezers and proceeded to remove the moth.  Well, being a doctor he knew what he was doing and removed it without me buzzing him like in 'Operation'.  They put the moth in a specimen cup and let me take it home.  I recently found that cup while rummaging through our basement storage room.  Let me tell you this--forget waterboarding, just put a moth in a terrorist's ear and he will begin telling you his deepest darkest secrets.
    



4th Inning.
Game...One Way Trip to Mars. So, I ran across this article that discussed a one way trip to Mars and what five luxury items (other than the essentials) you would take with you if you chose to go on that mission.  It is one of those 'make you think' moments, especially with the continued talk about a mission to the red planet.  I have listed my five below.  What would yours be?

  1. Video/pictures of my family.  I will have to agree with the article on this one.  
  2. Baseball equipment.  Glove, bat, baseball.  The crew and me are gonna play some ball!
  3. Polaris RZR.  Like the article's dune buggy, with all that open terrain, you have to take some time to hop in and go 4-Wheelin'!
  4. AR-15 and Ammo.  At some point when (not if) you discover Mars game animals you will need to eat...or possibly defend your colony from invaders.
  5. Beer making kit.  After that long day of Mars colony maintenance I would like to kick back and drink a tall cold one.


5th Inning.
Firearms Corner...Kirstin Joy Weiss.  As a father of 3 girls, I have and will continue to educate and expose my daughters to firearms, hunting, and shooting.  Through social media circles, I discovered a young lady that seems to embody the characteristics I would love for my daughters to look up to as a role model.  Her name is Kirstin Joy Weiss.  I believe I first ran across one of her YouTube videos while reading the latest and greatest from TheTruthAboutGuns.com and was truly impressed with her skill and knowledge about firearms.
Per her website (www.kirstenjoyweiss.com), "Starting later than the norm for most competition shooters, she began her Olympic-style rifle career in the latter part of her high school days, but made up for time swiftly. She won gold at the international cup at Bisley, Enlgand and received a collegiate rifle scholarship to the University of Nebraska Lincoln. From there she made the national development team, competed in the World Championships, made the Olympic short-list, won national titles, and the list continues...But listing accomplishments falls flat. It doesn’t even hint at the stories behind the success. The obstacles. The sabotage of her guns, though tragic, just made her work harder. The necessity of coaching herself for most of her career, and experimenting beyond the accepted shooting culture norms. The underdog grit, yet national and international success. The joyful revelation of the trick shot thread interwoven throughout her tenacious career, revealed through natural (and imposed) struggles. The off the beaten path travel, living in far corners of the globe, as she studied and learned secrets under tested masters of ancient arts. And this only barely scratches the surface. To say that Kirsten isn’t your stereotypical shooting enthusiast, is an understatement."

So, if you are looking another inspirational person that believes in the 2nd Amendment and someone that your daughter can relate to if they are starting to get into hunting or shooting, Kirstin is a great choice.  If you have some time to kill and want some good old fashioned entertainment, then head on over to her YouTube channel (https://www.youtube.com/user/KirstenJoyWeiss) and check out some of her trick shots and shooting skills.



6th Inning.
Have you seen it?...Remo Williams. There are many movies from our youth that slip through the cracks and don't always become the 'Big Hit' but stick with you as a personal favorite.  An example of one of those and a favorite of mine is 'Remo Williams: The Adventure Begins'.  This was one of those movies that for a kid during the dawn of video rentals was a 'must have' during a weekend sleepover party.  The movie is based on 'The Destroyer' novels by Warren Murphy and Richard Sapir.  I remember back when I was a kid collecting comic books that a series came out after this movie to capitalize on it's cult-like popularity.  

A plot summary from Rotten Tomatoes, "Adapted from the "Destroyer" series of novels and comic books (not exactly the level of Ian Fleming), Remo Williams (Fred Ward) is a New York cop who works for a top-secret government agency accountable directly to the President of the U.S. After his reluctant induction into this agency, Remo is trained in a near-magical Korean martial arts form by Chiun (Joel Grey) in great sequences where walking on water is taken in stride. After his training, Remo goes after a corrupt arms manufacturer with connections in the U.S. military and acquires the necessary help-mate in the form of Major Rayner Fleming (Kate Mulgrew). Antics at the Statue of Liberty and other stunts enliven the action, but cannot make up for comic-book level characters."

'Remo Williams' stars Fred Ward (notable roles include playing Gus Grissom in 'The Right Stuff', Earl in 'Tremors', and Joe Dirt's Dad), Wilford Brimley (starred in 'The Thing', 'The Natural', 'Cocoon' and those Braniff Airlines commercials), and Joel Grey (a multitude of character roles on tv).  This movie provides some good laughs as Remo goes through his training and some good action as he battles the forces of evil.  Take a Saturday night and check this one out and you won't be disappointed.  If you missed it in 1985 and can't find it on DVD, they are 'rebooting' the character and with 37 novels there should be plenty of plot material.  The trailer is below.  Enjoy!






7th Inning.
Articles of the Week...

  • Six Californias..."Venture capitalist Tim Draper submitted the necessary signatures on Tuesday to require a vote on whether California will split into 6 separate states. Draper believes the state is too big to be competitive because the big government in Sacramento can’t effectively govern such a large, diverse area. The plan is being called the 'Six Californias' plan, and each of them would have their own government and set of elected officials."  Whether it is an earthquake or just their suicidal policies, it's pretty inevitable that California is going down. Now if this plan was to go through there might be a chance for survival.  A great video in the article helps explain the plan.
  • Confessions of a Liberal Gun Lover..."Gun nuts aren't always creatures of the political right. Consider your heavily-armed author's position: I say gun ownership is a necessary line of defense against investment bankers, Wall Street lawyers, big business, the corporatized wing of the Democratic Party, the U.S. Chamber of Commerce, the Business Roundtable, ALEC, Nazis, gangbangers, meth fiends, cops and politicos who cut welfare and education programs while refusing to downsize the military or raise taxes on the rich."  It's interesting to hear from someone on the Left about their passion for the 2nd Amendment and the reasons they feel it is vital to them.
  • Motor City Mayhem?..."Anti-gun advocates routinely argue that more guns will result in more crime — but the exact opposite appears to be happening in one of the most progressive cities in the United States. The city of Detroit has seen 37 percent fewer robberies in 2014, compared to the same period in 2013. Further, there have been 22 percent fewer break-ins of businesses and homes, and 30 percent fewer carjackings. Detroit Police Chief James Craig says the dramatic drop in these crimes is partly due to more residents arming themselves and fighting back against criminals."  Gee, armed citizens deter crime?!?  Who woulda thunk it?
  • Johnson's Failed War..."For the past 50 years, the government’s annual poverty rate has hardly changed at all. According to the U.S. Census Bureau, 15 percent of Americans still live in poverty, roughly the same rate as the mid-1960s when the War on Poverty was just starting. After adjusting for inflation, federal and state welfare spending today is 16 times greater than it was when President Johnson launched the War on Poverty. If converted into cash, current means-tested spending is five times the amount needed to eliminate all official poverty in the U.S. How can the government spend so much while poverty remains unchanged?"  Insanity: Doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.
  • Feel Good Story..."An Amazing Gentleman Bought Her Deceased Son’s Crib at a Garage Sale. Wait Until You See What He Brought Back a Week Later."  If this doesn't make you tear up then you are a cold, cold, cold person.
  • Celebrity Gunslingers..."As the gun debate rages on, many Hollywood celebrities have come out against our Second Amendment rights and supported the anti-gun crowd’s stance that private ownership of firearms is a bad thing. There are some, however, who take our constitutional rights seriously, despite the common stereotype that most celebrities are foaming-at-the-mouth liberals."  A great little pictorial about 17 celebs that are 2nd Amendment friendly.
  • Speak the Truth..."Johnathan Gentry became an Internet sensation when he went on rant against the black community following the riots in Ferguson, Missouri, and the shooting death of 18-year-old Michael Brown. Friday, he doubled down in a passionate appearance on Fox News, calling out everyone from President Obama to the NAACP and Al Sharpton." You may have seen this story or seen the video as it went viral but it needs to stay on the frontlines.  You CAN change yourself and your circumstances.  You just have to put in the hard work so you can reap the rewards.
  • Didja Know?..."Is it a boogeyman? Is it a barely-legal military weapon? Is it America’s best-selling rifle? Find out for yourself." A list of 10 things you probably didn't know about the AR-15.  Good information to keep in your back pocket.
  • Don't Finish Last...If you participate in a Fantasy Football League then you are probably aware of the repercussions for finishing last.  In one of the leagues I belong to, last place buys beer for next year's draft.  Now this guy may have set the bar for last place finishes and the consequences for having a horrible season. He made a calendar reenacting famous scenes. (You will need to look for the pics from August)

8th Inning.
FFL Factoid...From the National Shooting Sports Foundation's ATF Q&A page:

Q: During compliance inspections, can the inspecting officer physically take all of the dealer’s Forms 4473 back to his office for further review at his convenience?

A: The Forms 4473 are the property of the licensee until that licensee goes out of business and submits the records to the ATF Out of Business Records Center. ATF may, with the licensees consent, take the Forms 4473 off premises. If done, ATF will issue a receipt for the forms, which the licensee is expected to retain in his permanent records until the forms are returned. The receipt, at a minimum, should contain the date the forms are being removed from the premises and the total number of forms involved.


9th Inning.
Baseball Video..."One of the beautiful things about baseball is that every once in a while you come into a situation where you want to, and where you have to, reach down and prove something."--Nolan Ryan

Wednesday, October 1, 2014

What would you think if I sang out of tune...

1st Inning.
Random Facts About Me...Things I've done since becoming unemployed in August.  Tore out the remaining backyard concrete patio in anticipation of building a wood deck...Dusted, vacuumed, and washed all window blinds in the house...Built a 10'x10' dog pen...Posted my resume on CareerBuilder only to have folks from Farmer's Insurance contact me about opening an office...Almost applied for a Crime Scene Clean-up position...


Conducted a complete ammo inventory by caliber and quantity... Had a beer during the week at lunchtime...Dressed up in head-to-toe camo and tried to sneak around the house without the dogs seeing me...Went about 5 days without showering or shaving to see if anyone would notice and they didn't...
2nd Inning.
Articles of the Week...

  • PCU-20 Years Later..."'PCU,' the cult classic college film starring Jeremy Piven, Jon Favreau and David Spade is the movie everyone’s seen but no one talks about. That one friend who probably smoked too much dope in college has definitely quoted the movie to you, or you’ve probably watched it on a Sunday afternoon while nursing a hangover."  If Nostradamus was a modern-day screenwriter he would have penned the script for the movie 'PCU'.
  • Frogs Vs Grunts..."There’s an on-going debate on who’s tougher: a Navy SEAL or a member of the 1st Special Forces Operational Detachment’s Delta Unit, a.k.a. “Delta Force.” Both are elite, super soldiers held in the highest regard for their specially-trained combat skills and endurance on and off the battlefield; they are the best of the best of the best of the military branches that they are operated by. But which one is the better badass?" Chuck Norris vs Steven Seagal...hmmm.
  • Show Me The Car Keys..."Imagine owning the most popular automaker in the United States. Now imagine a special ​interest group eliminating your ability to serve over 10 million Americans unless you did business with their unique cartel."  I keep seeing articles about Tesla and the dealers from other automakers squashing any attempt by Tesla to get into the market.  Can you say Auto Mafia?
  • Arnold & Cooper Reunite.."The hit sitcom “The Wonder Years” loved to look back -- and for the first time in 16 years, the cast reunited to reminisce about the iconic show. “We were so little and so young and it was such a big part of our life. It was half our life at that time, you know?” Fred Savage, who starred as Kevin Arnold, said. The show was set in the tumult of the 1960s and featured nostalgic narration by Daniel Stern as the voice of a grown-up Kevin." I'll be ordering the boxed set.  Will you?
  • Hey, Look It's A Hole..."An urgent expedition will leave tomorrow to probe a giant crater that has appeared in gas-rich northern Siberia. Extraordinary aerial images show a mysterious hole which experts say may be up to 262 feet wide, in the Yamal Peninsula of northern Russia.
    'A scientific team has been sent to investigate the hole and is due to arrive at the scene on Wednesday,' The Siberian Times has reported."  
    For a little of the bizarre and mysterious on this planet...
  • Soccer Fans Unite..."Fans of the Maccabi Haifa soccer club are known for their unbending loyalty and for getting a tad emotional when cheering on their team, ranked one of the top in Israel. When they heard that one of their own, Texas-raised Israeli military First Sgt. Nissim Sean Carmeli, was killed in Gaza over the weekend and had few to escort his body to its final resting spot, they took to Facebook to beg others to attend his funeral in the northern Israeli city."  A great little story that didn't get much traction.  Humanity has some hope.
  • Time To Phone Home..."'Just imagine the moment, when we find potential signatures of life.Imagine the moment when the world wakes up and the human race realizes that its long loneliness in time and space may be over — the possibility we’re no longer alone in the universe,' said Matt Mountain, director and Webb telescope scientist at the Space Telescope Science Institute in Baltimore, which plans to launch the James Webb Space Telescope in 2018."  To infinity and beyond!
  • Hypocrisy-Table For Two..."NAACP stands for National Association for the Advancement of Colored People, and at the turn of the century, Booker T. Washington had a three-pronged agenda for their advancement: education, entrepreneurship, and self-reliance. Those three values completely align with conservative principles. At the NAACP conference this week, a member was quite upset that black conservatives were there at all, including Deneen Borelli and CL Bryant, and made it clear they were not welcome at the event."  Personal Pet Peeve--hypocrisy...oh and ignorance which can both be found in this one.
  • Spies Don't Like Fries..."Thanks to MuckRock, Americans now know what problems CIA employees must endure daily … in their cafeterias. The website published on Monday a series of emails sent to complain about the CIA’s cafeterias. The results are exactly as petty and passive-aggressive as you’d expect."  Hilarious!  What if we all had suggestion boxes?  Oh, the fun we could have...
3rd Inning.
Cool Videos...

I was just getting out of my comic book collecting days when Spawn hit the news stands but Todd McFarlane's creation was the next big thing in comics at that time and it turned the tables on the big two publishers (DC and Marvel) when Image Comics started releasing Spawn and their other titles. There was the film and the HBO animated series which did okay but a sequel would sure be nice. This fan-film I saw over at JOBLO.com is a nice touch on what a sequel could be.  Enjoy!


I have always been a fan of Batman and the characters in his universe.  With the upcoming Batman v Superman movie and rumors of some of those supporting characters appearing in it, including Nightwing, I was excited to see this fan-film trailer (and coming soon web series) on JOBLO.com. Enjoy!





4th Inning.
Firearms Corner...Filling out the 4473.  A couple of months ago, The Truth About Guns posted an article discussing the joy of filling out the Form 4473, which for the laymen is the background check form completed in order to purchase a firearm from a Federal Firearms Licensed dealer.  As a Federal Firearms Licensed dealer, I have first-hand knowledge of this form and the issues that can arise when a customer fills it out.  For a pretty straight forward form, folks seem to always overlook or not read clearly what information the form requires. I blame it on nerves as I believe most folks are afraid of messing something up on the form so they misread the question.  Well, the fellas over at the Military Arms Channel on YouTube put together a great video that provides some really good information on the Form 4473. Enjoy!




5th Inning.
American Civics Lesson...Electoral College.  Although this is not a Presidential election year, prospective candidates are starting to garner support as they feel the waters before jumping in officially.  One question I get from a friend or family member each Presidential election cycle usually revolves around the Electoral College and why do we have it or how does it work.  Some people say it favors large states while others (including me) say it protects the smaller states.  Well, I found a great little video on YouTube that explains the process and details around the Electoral College. Enjoy!




6th Inning.
Sports...Kansas City Royals and Sung Woo Lee.  As you may know from reading this blog, I am a huge Kansas City Royals fan and have been since I was a wee little kid growing up in one of the many suburbs of Kansas City, Missouri.  Well, this past August (when the Royals got super hot), another Royals fan made a trip from his home from halfway around the world in South Korea to Kansas City to watch his first Royals' games in person.  That 'Super-Fan' was Sung Woo Lee.

Per KMBC.com, "Since he arrived in Kansas City last week, his visit has been covered extensively as he toured Kauffman Stadium, the Negro Leagues Baseball Museum, Boulevard Brewery and got his first taste of Kansas City barbecue.  Lee had the opportunity to throw out the first pitch at Royals games not once, but twice."  While in KC, Lee was all over the place.  He was on tv...he was on radio...he was at Kauffman Stadium.  I was very proud as a Royals fan to see the community embrace this young man and his love of the Kansas City Royals.

Now as the season has ended and the Royals are in the playoffs (Playoffs?!?!) for the first time in 29 years, I really, really, really want Sung Woo Lee to return and bring some of his magic back to KC. For more on Sung Woo Lee's 'KC Adventure' check out this blog post by Rany on the Royals.






7th Inning.
Movie I Want To See...InterStellar.  A movie coming out this November is 'Interstellar' starring Matthew McConaughey and a cast full of Hollywood stars (to include Anne Hathaway, Michael Caine, and Jessica Chastain) and directed by Christopher Nolan.  The plot per Wikipedia, "When a wormhole (which theoretically can connect widely-separated regions of spacetime) is discovered, explorers and scientists unite to embark on a voyage through it, transcending the limits of human space travel. Among the travelers is a widowed engineer (McConaughey) who has to decide to leave behind his two children to join the voyage with the goal of saving humanity."  

Since I have a man-crush on Matthew you can definitely count on me seeing this one.  I have also been impressed with Christopher Nolan's work (see the Batman Trilogy) and I look forward to his take on the space adventure genre.  As a kid I remember watching 2001: A Space Odyssey (along with the sequel) and Disney's Black Hole, and many of the space adventure movies from the '80s/'90s and this will surely fall into that category of 'Jeremy's Favorites'. The trailer shows some amazing views of space and other worlds, as well as the drama that has lead to Matthew needing to leave Earth with his crew to find humanity's hope for continued existence.  On a serious note--the world's population continues to grow while this planet stays the same size.  I firmly believe that in my lifetime we will run out of food/fresh water at some point and will need to do exactly what McConaughey is sent to do...hopefully we find a wormhole or someone will invent faster-than-light travel.  We are explorers by nature and it's time to start exploring the Universe.

The Interstellar trailer is below.  Enjoy!



8th Inning.
FFL Factoid...From the National Shooting Sports Foundation's ATF Q&A page:

Q: If a customer innocently answers a question on the 4473 form incorrectly or omits an entry and the licensee notices the error after the transfer, what is the correct procedure to rectify the error?

A: If the licensee discovers that a Firearms Transaction Record, ATF Form 4473, is incomplete or improperly completed after the firearms have been transferred, the licensee should photocopy the inaccurate form. The buyer should return to the store and make changes to errors or omissions in Sections A and/or C on the copy and date and initial it. In cases where the licensee made an error or omission to sections B and/or D the person who made the errors should make the changes and should initial and date them. The corrected photocopy should be attached to the original ATF F 4473 and retained as part of the licensee’s permanent records


9th Inning.
Baseball Video..."Once when the Yankee's Lou Pinella was batting he questioned a Palermo strike call. Pinella demanded, 'Where was that pitch at?' Palermo told him that a man wearing Yankee pinstripes in front of 30,000 people should not end a sentence with a preposition. So Pinella, no dummy, said, 'OK, where was that pitch at, asshole?' "--George Will